Newsmax host dragged for his over-the-top cargo pants: PHOTO
If there’s one fashion trend that no one wants to see return, it’s cargo bottoms of any type used by people who don’t need all those pockets.
Those pants and shorts with more pockets than most humans could possibly need are considered one of the strangest fashion moments of the early 2000s.
So of course the person trying to bring him back would be Greg Kelly, a far-right host from Newsmax—who also boasted of how much money he had dropped on the most unflattering pants ever.
Chillin ‘with 45! (And yes. These are BUGLE BOY jeans that I wear) https://t.co/g8EwzRgrAs
– Greg Kelly (@Greg Kelly)1620330384.0
Here they are in all their glory.
@ gregkellyusa / Twitter
These BUGLE BOY jeans, as he advertised, have more zippers than a Final fantasy character.
They also go for a ridiculous price of $ 1200 to $ 1500.
this photo is a MESS https://t.co/qZuEh7bGvq
– 𖥸 tt 𖥸 (@ 𖥸 tt 𖥸)1,620,518,660.0
What, and I can’t stress this enough, the hell is this https://t.co/9SvPh6JA6m
– Lil Panic Attack (@Lil Panic Attack)1620450741.0
This is the top 5 worst tweaks I have ever seen https://t.co/imlaLO8RBW
– G7ANDSON (@ G7ANDSON)1620409886.0
Not the crooks’ cargo ships 💀💀 https://t.co/ogtp9vdbQB
– Kahlua (@Kahlua)1620402029.0
Do you keep your dignity in one of these pockets? https://t.co/XdW558Cbvg
– AsherWhites (@AsherWhites)1620401016.0
After being dragged around for the pants, Greg Kelly decided to defend himself with another boastful tweet.
Everyone breaks my CRACKERS on the “pants†– (partly my fault because I drew attention to them with the Bugle… https://t.co/2pInBgwTsw
– Greg Kelly (@Greg Kelly)1620339426.0
The old administration was usually littered with self-expanding claims like this.
The best, the most, the biggest, etc …
People haven’t stopped breaking Greg Kelly’s “crackersâ€.
@gregkellyusa Don’t worry sir i think they look very cool. Here are the pants I wear every day, they cost three… https://t.co/umlXfNXryR
– Cody Johnston (@Cody Johnston)1620367594.0
@gregkellyusa Fancy moccasins, no matter how expensive, don’t make a well-dressed man. You must dress appropriately… https://t.co/3okzZhUsRW
– Anang Mittal अनंग मितà¥à¤¤à¤² (@Anang Mittal अनंग मितà¥à¤¤à¤²)1620348123.0
You must be dude kidding https://t.co/tKXGrzAvT5
– clvyska (@clvyska)1620525995.0
This has to be the most disgusting pants I have ever seen https://t.co/7KATUKKeIf
– arin (@arin)1620443850.0
Broken cracker is right https://t.co/ZCFcdyr5jd
– Polish surname Dan (@Dan Polish surname)1620442635.0
Kelly continued to brag and joked (?) That he had been hired by Vogue.
The Twitter account he tagged is verified, but inactive.
Some professional news: Glad to announce my new cross-platform partnership with @vogue to explore how fashion has… https://t.co/EkPt7SjLmX
– Greg Kelly (@Greg Kelly)1620404769.0
But his crackers continued to be broken.
@gregkellyusa @allahpundit @vogue @CondeNast FASHION https://t.co/8xXzxfgXS0
– Rob Hoadley (@Rob Hoadley)1620405024.0
I always wondered what kind of guy would pay $ 1200 for cargo pants. https://t.co/ZXb4bfngrs
– Schooley (@Schooley)1620 345 315.0
bad shot, Anna Wintour @vogue https://t.co/TMmNt10Una
– Minister of Silly Walks 🌊 (@Minister of Silly Walks 🌊)1620415631.0
https://t.co/FhYbmTDIcB https://t.co/ImLT2SZWbz
– Christian Middleton (@Christian Middleton)1620413046.0
Despite what people try to tell Greg Kelly, he seems pretty committed to the illusion that his pants are the pinnacle of menswear in 2021.
The 12 zippers, 11 pockets, loose knees and folded up ankles are included.
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